Comedic Relief Side Character

So uh idk what’s going on in the universe at this time but I have a hunch

I think what is really happening is that hades has begun his plan to take over the universe by releasing the titans and I be just over here….

Wearing Hercules merchandise

Them squeaky shiny gladiator sandals

Quite dashing I might say

See aside from being in pain and having anxiety… which I already face daily

At least pain and panic are vibing for the most part

Like hey let’s fuck around and find out

We’re already miserable so what do we have to lose

Well just try to make up for it later

I think they’ve really got it figured out

I mean they’ve got good fashion taste for starters

I think I’ve decided that I want to be the secret weapon movie sidekick

Because let’s be real they are what make the movie

Lion king: timone and pumba

They even dedicated a whole movie to them which is the best lion king don’t fight me on that

It also had the best extra disc features such as the safari jeep and jungle boat

Tangled: pascal the chameleon

Mulan: mushu hands down

Shrek… well shrek is different it’s strong all around

You get my point

I’m just tired going on the hero's journey

And just want to be the fuck around and find out comic relief

You know my character would be fire